I am embarking on a new food intake plan. The intake will involve pitifully small amounts of food, 5-6 times a day with lots o' water and a handful of vitamins. As I am tad hungry (all day) I will then take at least two walks...okay make it one walk every day. I will do this until I fit into my size 2 Ambercrombie jeans again.
I was hoping to wear those jeans tonight on my "mountain date" to the local pizza place--- Hot Mamma's--- where my husband and I will watch the 100th UFC fight!! Yes, I did say pizza place. I have decided not to eat the pizza, just smell it. I think I will gain less calories through my olfactory senses. I will have a big ass glass of water and maybe a salad. No dressing.
Ah, I am dreaming of a cup of yogurt right now. Maybe later, a little baby carrot for a snack...oh heck they are small...maybe two!! I will eat my meals on the salad sized plates, making me feel like I am eating a full plate of food...fooling myself. I will refrain from any chocolate martinis (although my husband makes the BEST drink...complete with chocolate syrup dripping down the inside of the glass and a funsize Almond Joy perched on the edge of the glass).
I will get back on the scale each morning to motivate myself...as if the jeans aren't motivation.
No more apple pie, chicken pot pie, five egg omelets or s'mores for me. I am over it with that food! However, the chili cook off is a week away and if I get into those jeans...maybe I will indulge in a cup...!
If you have any suggestions for me...please comment! I need all the help I can get to slide back into those jeans.
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